dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe