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whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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(via humorking)

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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unhunted:

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

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surprisebitch:

"yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks"

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(Source: surprisebitch, via humorking)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via humorking)

malijuanastyles:

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

(Source: nizzlekicks, via humorking)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

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